Keep it going... here's my first. :hah:
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
LOL, haven't heard that one of awhile!
A man seating on a window seat discovered two engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire! The passengers began to panic. Suddenly the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back.
"Don't worry"! He yelled. I'm going for help!
LOL! That is a good one! I'll remember to take a parachute if I ever get on a plane! :ohmy2:
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.
That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."
He had to ask... LOL!
LOL good one!
He was soooo right!!! :whistle:
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LMAO! Sooooo right!
Fitness ad...
That is funny! :hah:
How much would you pay for such a litre of organic milk?
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Looks like Moo-moo is checking out her goods! LOL
This is me now. :hah:
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LOL, looks black to me...
That's the older shorter gent ............like me. :laugh:
No, I don't have any aspirations to be built like a body builder now.
Me too. LOL
He's prolly got all of those tattoos to cover up the scratches and scars from walking through doorways.