It's Early, but...

[Ken.]

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my vodka, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.   

[Scrubmeister]

OK OK I won't  put those out this year. 

[Skhilled]

I think you're giving out a bit too much info there. LOL